Saturday, January 07, 2006

Rose Petal Tissues That Smell Like Men



Althought I have a brother,I'd rather smell other men than him=/.Anyway,so yea its been a while since I've smelled a man up-close and personal.Recollection to-date;when someone was packing their stuff in a room in isloo,while I wrote one of the most inane letters I've ever written in my life.Then when you were getting ready for Hot Spot and took your famous '3-minute' shower=).Yea,so its been that long since I've actually smelled a man.However,I have come to an ingenious solution.ROSE PETAL TISSUES!=D.Sceneted walay jo hotay hain na,they smell like male cologne,and they're so YUM!I discovered them at someone's place,where I was supposed to be on my best behaviour cuz they were my mum's cousin's phupho's something.=s.So anyway,as I spilled juice on myself(obviously.How would I be Zahrah Haider if I didn't?),I reached for one of these divine,little,'smelled-good' thingies.And then I took an unusual amount of them and kept on stuffing them inside my jacket pocket when no one was looking.*snigger*.Haan so I don't think I need any men so satisfy my olfactory needs anymore.Pakistan Zindabad;).Adios!

5 comments:

Zainab. said...

cheapster.

ManiK said...

haha wtf wtf

Zh~* said...

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH.

ManiK said...

a song comes to mind....

*DA DUH DA DUH* DUUUUUUUUUUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAYYYYYYYYYYDEHHHHHHHH!!!!

muahahahahahahahaha....he does look gay though =/

Zh~* said...

some male models are gay.but not ALL of themmmm..*smirk*.