Saturday, February 25, 2006

Confessions

#1 - Secret Letter to Santa Claus

December 24, 2005
Dear Santa,
Let this remain between you and me. I've been good all year. Please please please listen to me. I have an urge. I have an urge to be a... desi boy. Please don't tell anyone. Please let me be a desi boy when I wake up tomorrow. Thanks.
Yours sincerely,
Zh~*
boom boom boom boom boom
FLASHY LIGHTS
everybody loves a desi boy
desi boy
everybody loves a desi boy
i wanna be a desi boy
desie boy
i wanna be a desi boy
desi boy!
#2 - Hand Lotions
uh huh. so lyk dun judge me or nyfin but i got diz secret luv 4 hand lotions. yeh. u no wha i'm sayin'? yeh. u name it...i've smelt it. dey smell so fine.
#3 - My Ex-Husband
My ex-husband and I had a good relationship...
We were happily married...
But I had severe 'image issues'...
Someone sneaked into our room and took THAT picture of him *look below*
I had no option but to get a divorce...
What if my friends saw that?
What would they think?
#4 - Addiction
i am addicted to women with WHITE hair. i think its such a TURN ON. take gwen stefani for example. DAMN. i'll show you some of my ladies:
I WILL BE BACK

2 comments:

Zh~* said...

i HATE her.she is by far the CRAZIEST 16 yr old i have EVER met.

ITS NOT ME PPL AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

anum awan,no one will see u tomm on

ManiK said...

*yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn*