Saturday, February 24, 2007

A day in the life of-

So I've been thinking,and some ten odd years down the line,this is what has come to mind regarding me and my two oldest best friends.(This blog is particularly intended for those who are scrutinizing my blog as we speak,a bit too closely than I would have expected.Enjoy,you)

Occupation:Housewife of flana flana dude ( I don't quite know who he is yet),with two kids.Rich,bored,socializes with other weird rich people.Has a poodle named Fifi.Fifi is stuffed.
Nature:Good-humoured woman,who has managed to retain her overt innocence,her beautiful beady eyes and one hot body.(Yes,I'm gay for her,go figure).She is boundless and big-hearted,laughs easily but still is a tad proper.Has the innate ability to love unconditionally,yet still doesn't know how to hug.
Hobbies:Enjoys applying lip gloss in her free time and shopping for fashion accessories such as gold belts and flip-flops that make her feet look heinous.
Wardrobe:Anything ranging from ABCD to Karma to road-side random darzi.As long as they make her look good and know which lace should go where.Ooh Levi's too please,she's very Levi's.
Food:Carrots and samosay.
Music:Omer Inayat,Black Eyed Peas,Sean Paul,Udit Narayan.
Noticeable Trait:Walks with a hunched back.
'Yaar suno..woh na..'(so on and so forth)

Occupation:A lawyer for a huge jewellery company (read Bailey Banks and Briddle),also has two kids with a husband she either doesn't talk to much,or is as busy as she is.(We dont know yet,this is a hypothetical future=p)
Nature:Demure,polite,enthusiastic to succeed.A bit too enthusiastic perhaps.Rarely talks to anyone outside of family (of course that changes when me and manno are around).She loves with a passion she is smart enough to tame into hibernation for at least a several million years.Strictly follows her principles and ethics that even Jesus over-looked.
Hobbies:Enjoys reading,walking,being in control of her life.Fooling with her hair,dieting.
Wardrobe:Calvin Klein shoes,Nine West purse,Coach wallet,Micheal Kors pants,Ann Taylor cashmere blouse,Prada glasses,Quartz watch.Always looks like she's just stepped out of 'Office Weekly'.
Food:Coffee,dry stale stuff.(She must stay skinny).(Chocolate hidden deep inside her freezer).
Music:Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan,Lifehouse,U2,lotus music...(you know,music that makes you float).
Noticeable Trait:Smiles without knowing it.
Quotes:'I don't meet without appointments'
'Where's my copy of 'Crime and Punishment'?'

Occupation:Biological scientist by day,actress/director/free-lance writer by night.Married or dating (still not sure,remember this is hypothetical.Manno may not even be hot anymore).Either lives in a big white house resembling a mental instituition or a cardboard box on the street.Loud,spontaneous,clumsy.Goes with the flow most of the time.Pokes strangers,has no inhibitions whatsoever.
Hobbies:Writing,reading,people-watching,make up,designer clothes and jewellery.
Wardrobe:Ranges from sleek and elegant to casual bathroom-cleaning day.Balenciaga,H & M,Chanel,Bebe.Marc Jacobs.
(Except Chinese,Thai and Japanese)
(Except heavy/death metal)
Noticeable Trait:Bursts randomly into song.Out of key.
Quotes:'Warning:Blonde Thinking'

Ten years down the line,no matter how funny, sad,or busy they may be,they will always be the trio that was.And stay that way.I mean,in all seriousness,I've known you guys way too longer than I should have=p.Thank you though,for omg NEVER changing.Accepting me as my crazy,random self and recognizing that I AM the black sheep of the group and that I need to be sheltered and loved and made fun of like only you guys can do.Ok,this is sounding more and more like a public apology straight out of the Hollywood Hills.kbye.


Ali said...

Thanks for the info. Love the blog. Re manno's "beautiful beady eyes" and with your leave, I would hope to add a few verses of my own. (Apologies if the verses are too long, I don't mean to appropriate your blog):

Dekhne betha sarapaye husne yaar,
Nazar mein samaein faqat teri aankhein.
Ek sakta sa jaise man par cha gaya,
Apni hasti bhulaa dee main ne jo dekhein teri aankein.
Sochne pe majboor tha dil keh haseenain to aur bohat hain,
Tujh mein aisee baat kyaa hai, AAkhir kyaa bala hain teri aankhein.
Keh sharam se jhuken to Ismat-e-zan ka pata dein,
Haya aur husn ka pekar ban jaein teri aankhein.
Aur zindagi jhoom keh geet gaane lage,
Andheri raat mein ujala kar dein jab shararat se chalkein teri aankhein.
In ka aakhir raaz kyaa hai? Mujh par aisa jadoo kyaa hai,
Poocha to kehne waalon ne kaha bohat kuch keh kya hein teri aankhein.
Mekashon se poocha to bole 'sochte kyaa ho?'
Pyaas bujhao, keh Mekashon ka bahisht hain teri aankhen.
Kuch musafir bhi the jo kehne lage,
Keh jeevan kee kadakti dhoop mein ek ghana saaya hain teri aankhein.
Aur bhi the, thake hue, haare hue, chot khaye hue log,
Jin ka yaqeen tha keh is dasht mein mehaz saraab hain teri aankhein.
Ek mein tha, sunta raha, sochta raha,
Dil ko mere yaqeen tha keh kuch is ke siva hain teri aankein.
Na saraab, na saaya, na talism, na mekada,
Jaane kyoun aisa laga keh faqat mere dil ka aaina hain teri aankhein.
Keh jis mein meri teri mohabbat ka raqs dikhai deta hai,
Yeh hamari mohabbat kee lau hai, jo chamakti hain teri aankhein.
Jis mein hamare aane wale kal kee tamam musarratein pinhan,
meri mohabbat ka raaz hai dafan jis mein, hai woh khazeena teri aankhein.
Gharz keh hain Khoobsurat bhi, dilfareb bhi, Jaanleva bhi, lekin
Mere liye bas itna bohat hai keh hain sirf meri; teri aankhen.

Zh~* said...

oye hoye we have a lover boy among us=D.
thankx jeej?

Ali said...

Adaab. Adaab.

Hey, I'm competing with some really special and old 'childhood loves' here... Gotta keep up my end eh?
Besides, can't blame me for being in love; woh khasi pyaari hai, nahin??? ;-)
TC - Jeej.

habeeba said...

Hey jeejz!=)....Tusse cha gai oo=)....n ur not \"competing\" with the childhood loves...ur on a seperate elevated pedestal altogether=))

habeeba said...

And zahra haider!....u r so not the black sheep!...and u know it!...drama queen=P...ur the light in our dull/ drab lives=)! uu!

Zh~* said...

exCUSE me,there is only one pedestal and I'M standing on it.kyunke its there.and beeba i love you tooo.and jeej she's happier than i've ever seen her and i suppose there's no one else i can give credit to except like,thank all honesty.
AND I HAVE A REQUEST FROM YOU so like.we need to talk.